People on the internet: Omg! You're so pretty and nice! Someone would be lucky to have you!
People in real life: Here comes the awkward whale.
Doctor: So what kind of birth control are you using?
Me: My appearance
At home: I want to go out, I want friends.
When I go out: I want to go home, I hate people.
Measure the walls. Count the ribs. Notch the long days. Look up for blue sky...– Things to do in the belly of a Whale by Dan Albergotti (via the59thstreetbridge)
How I flirt: *stares from distance*
Mom/Friend/Person: So how's your diet going?
Me: IT ISN'T A FREAKING DIET... IT'S A LIFESTYLE CHANGE.